pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

6 hours ago · 556,346 notes

disneyforprincesses:

there’s a fandom line and you guys crossed it
bloomedesert:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE
eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall
10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

1. Daydreaming is good for your brain.

2. Most famous Oscar tie ever was in 1969 when Barbra Streisand and Katharine Hepburn tied for Best Actress.

3. When you eat fruit, you are eating the plant’s ovaries.

4. Love has similar effects on the human brain as cocaine addiction.

5. There is a…

20 hours ago · 1,772 notes

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

bookjunkie26:

EASTER

he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

fuck I meant to say that thirty year olds are all dumb lol

omg no their not u cant jus tel ppl how 2 liv omg

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

20 hours ago · 121,408 notes

heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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20 hours ago · 326,118 notes

LIVING IN NEW YORK CITY

howdoiputthisgently:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

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20 hours ago · 6,539 notes

guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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1 day ago · 60,870 notes

Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

1 day ago · 83,859 notes

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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1 day ago · 334,328 notes